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Internet boyfriend tells you you’re sweet
Can’t wait to see you, finally meet
Calls you at night, you stay up too late
Carve out your arm, it’s the opposite of hate

Internet boyfriend

Internet boyfriend sends you a song
Says you’re his baby, he knew all along
If you get scared you’ll break his heart
It’ll be my fault if he tears himself apart

Internet boyfriend

Internet boyfriend tells you he’s sure
But he has a girlfriend, she says you’re a whore
She’s in the shower washing her hair
You’re in her bedroom, Hello Kitty underwear

Internet boyfriend

Dump your boyfriend

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from 500 Days of Bummer (Unreleased Songs from 2019), released May 1, 2020

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Porch Cat Washington

Porch Cat is a DIY, queer, folk punk band from Washington, fronted by Chan B and accompanied by Emily Ayden. Porch Cat is a project that strives to connect with and empower marginalized people through music.

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